Granted access to the inner sanctum of zombaceuticals, she meets an actual, living, breathing M-A-N. Her practical how-to impresses the CEO of the largest drug company in the world, and before she knows it, Hattie, a reporter for a downmarket tabloid that specializes in conspiracy theories, is sitting down with the woman who single-handedly invented the zombie-behavioral-modification market. So she writes “The Girls’ Guide to Dating Zombies” to help her fellow single women navigate the zombie-relationship waters. Hattie Cross knows what you’re thinking: Zombie sex? Epercent of human males into zombies, it’s statistically impossible to meet–let alone date–the remaining 0.00001 percent. I usually figure out what the plot is about halfway through and then have to go back to the beginning and write it in.
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